Right now, I’m rocking health-center-lite, which matches the basics of what I’m looking for. Yet, using it has revealed a few strange features (or lack thereof). For example, it is not responsive (nor even really adaptive?) as far as I can tell.
Enigma-parallax looks nice. Is Advertica too flashy? All of these (and Invert Lite, Quality Blue, Corpobox Lite too) have too big of slider pics.
There’s also a theme called i-craft, but it looks pretty tailored to a retail site.
Bizlight looked promising, but I can’t figure out how to make the service bar categories.
SKT White header looks a little better than my current one but I’m confused about the low-res service bar.